2004-07-12 - 3:03 p.m.
eat my ass janice dickinson
So I’ve been doing pretty good. I was surfing the crimson wave this week, which made me want to eat chocolate and junk by the ton. I seriously felt like Augustus Gloop – I’d be eating a Reese’s cup while thinking about having some ice cream. I didn’t go too over board, though, and I got in a ton of exercise this week, despite doing my best bloody mary impression.
My scale is being kind of wacky though. It literally jumped from like..64 pounds lost to like, 73 pounds lost. Which is amazing and really nice, but I don’t necessarily think it’s true. I was all excited, so I weighed myself during the day, later that night, the next morning. It’s still there, but I don’t know if it’s humanly possible to drop that much weight in like a week. Then again being on the rag does retarded things to your body. We’ll see at my WI tomorrow. Nevertheless, I’m preparing to not be too excited about it.
It may sound psychotic, but I have this mental checklist of people to tell off and things I need to do once I’m thin. I’m not going to go on a killing spree or anything. If I wanted to do that, it would have happened a while ago by now. But I really am going to give a few people a piece of my fucking mind. God I can’t wait. I was thinking about it because I was reading a magazine, and they had this mini article on that woman from America’s Next Top Model, Janice Dickinson. You know, the cocky one who’s the older model matron now, used to be a model and thinks she’s still hotter than everyone alive. Anyway, she called Anna Nicole Smith a pig in her book. What the fuck. It’s like, there are so many other things you can crack on Anna Nicole Smith for, why pull the fatism shit? I hope she gains 80 pounds next year, so she can fucking humble her ass a little. The point of this rant is Janice Dickinson is now #43 on my list of people to tell off.
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