
2004-08-30 - 3:53 p.m.
rum, the 5th food group
So yeah, haven’t updated in awhile. A combination of pure laziness and diaryland’s shitty ass servers. I click twice and that’s it.
I had a fantastic weekend. Okay, not eating-wise, but it was still fun as all hell. Unfortunately, much alcohol was imbibed. On the good side, all the rum I drank must have somehow jumpstarted my lazy ass metabolism, because I didn’t gain anything from it all.
The best news I have is that I dropped another pants size. Damn that feels good. Almost better than sex. But not quite. Still, I wanted to have sex with my new pants. I have not set foot in Lane Bryant in months, which is fucking great. I hate that store. $60 for jeans that are going to make your ass look like Nova Scotia, no thank you. My mom also bought me some pajamas and things from Target. Originally I was pissed at her because she bought such a smaller size than I usually wear. I thought she was setting me up for one of those trying-on sessions where nothing fits and you feel like a killer whale. However, it all fit and I wanted to jump around.
I’m surfing the crimson wave right now, so I feel like a bloated landmonster, but we’ll see how WI goes. Getting closer to the 50lb star. Hopefully my body fucking cooperates.
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