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navigation pounds lost: 6.8 contact Last 5 rings
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2004-09-02 - 10:01 a.m. I’ve been having a decent week. The only screw-up I’ve really had is in the fact that I decided it would be a good idea to buy guacamole at Trader Joe’s. Guacamole is like crack to me. I know it’s a good kind of fat, but that doesn’t mean you can eat a shitload of it. Ever since I bought it, I’ve had this little voice in my head saying..”How about some guacamole?” I can’t wait until the fucking container is gone. After this, I’m going to tell people that if they see me with guacamole in my hands, they have full permission to knock the shit out of me. Breakfast sucked. I bought these moral fiber blueberry muffins at Trader Joe’s. They had so much fiber in them, I figured it’d be like ex-lax for breakfast, too. Only 2 points for a muffin, sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. They taste fucking horrible. I took a bite and wanted to spit it back into the container. It tasted like wet grains and dirt rolled into a ball with 1 blueberry in the middle. I might as well have had a brick for breakfast for 0 points, than eat that shit. I somehow managed to choke down half of it before the rest hit the bucket. I should have been suspicious, though. You can’t make something as yummy as a muffin that low in points without sacrificing something important. In this case, taste. I want my money back. The vegetarianism thing is hard, but it’s working out. Yesterday I randomly decided I wanted a hamburger. Then I realized I couldn’t, was pissed briefly, but then I was fine. Again later, my mother asked my stepfather and me if we wanted to stop at Burger King on the way home. Once again I was saved. Not bad. I honestly don’t need to be eating that shitty, processed, greasy meat. Now I have an extra little protection. I really just want to learn to eat healthier. I mean, let’s face it…cows, pigs, bulls, chickens…they’re all pretty fucking nasty when they’re alive. I’d rather not be gnawing on their flesh, anyway. |
